I’m going to invent a time machine and go to the year 3000 and if we don’t live underwater and my great great great granddaughter is not doing fine then I’m suing the jonas brothers sorry
BUSTED
FUCKING BUSTED
NOT THE JONAS BROTHERS
oh my GOD
(Source: tear-uptheperoneal-303)
you learnt the word “miscellaneous” from the sims and don’t even lie
No, I learned how to spell it from the same place I learned how to spell learned;
English class.
GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE LEARNT IS FUCKING BRITISH ENGLISH
the best arguments start with “GET OFF YOUR HIGH FUCKING EMBOLDENED AND ITALICIZED HORSE”
god bless the brits
(Source: werewolfjesus)
there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long ass time to realize that
look at her tho she’s actual perfection
i know
if only miley cyrus wasn’t in the way
^^^
to be able to wear something like this
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my sister is going to a party later and shes bringing 3 bottles of vodka but i poured out the vodka and replaced it with water
calm down satan
OH MY FOD
THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST ONE
(Source: this-is-assgard)